Wetzoo
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South Bend
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Message Posted: Mar 13, 2010 2:38:03 PM
I just googled "cheap gas prices".
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jdhelm
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Iowa
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Message Posted: Feb 16, 2010 11:12:19 AM
well, ummm - - - I think I was online at a health club site for my pet rock, and I was trying to figure out nutritonal values for carbon dating petrified wood (see, my pet rock likes to eat petrified wood, and the Doctor told me it wasn't healthy for him - my pet rock is a boy, we think, because - well, never mind) and anyhow, I was clicking on the chemistry make up of petrified wood to see what the nutritional value was for 4 ozs, and of course everyone knows that if petrified wood works it's way to the center of the earth - it becomes black gooey sludge and then - - - then - - - this song started up as a jingle in my head and it went like this:
come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed
A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed
And then one day, he was shootin' at some food
And up through the ground come a bubblin' crude
Oil, that is, black gold, Texas tea
Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire
Kin folk said, Jed, move away from there
Said, I-O-Way is the place you oughta be
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
I-o-way, that is, swimmin' pools, holsteins, hampshire hogs.
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin
They would like to thank you folks for kindly droppin' in
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality
Hillbilly, that is, set a spell, take your shoes off
Y'all come back now, hear?
And then this web site appeared on my screen. Well, it had something to do with petroleum, so I clicked on it, and - - -
here I am.
Sincerely,
Jed D. Helm
moo and oink
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docid
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Message Posted: Feb 15, 2010 4:04:22 AM
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docid
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Message Posted: Feb 15, 2010 4:02:06 AM
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