Chasms
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Message Posted: May 7, 2007 11:29:05 PM
Joke #2:
The current record breaking HIGH gas prices has _nothing_ to do with our federal gov't being paid off (under the table) to "ALLOW" them [the oilcos] to take control of their own prices.
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sdm6061
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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2006 8:40:58 PM
If gas was $8 a gallon everyone would just give up their cars and the world would be fixed. Just like that!!
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Chasms
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Message Posted: Nov 11, 2006 12:33:57 PM
We sure do miss our $3+ a gallon gasoline!
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Chasms
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Message Posted: Nov 9, 2006 11:34:49 AM
A man & woman in their late 80's meet one another at a party.
The man is hard of hearing. And as they are getting acquainted, the woman becomes very annoyed with the man as he's grinning from ear to ear. Then she puts her mouth right next to his ear and hollars:
"You keep hearing me wrong! I SAID I HAVE ACUTE ANGINA!!"
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Chasms
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Message Posted: Nov 9, 2006 11:26:23 AM
The people of Iraq were very alarmed to hear of Rummi's resignation and are worried that violence will now increase, since his policies were the only ones that seemed to be slowly working.
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Chasms
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Message Posted: Nov 9, 2006 11:20:38 AM
Joke 2: Gasoline prices at all stations remain just as low, even now that the election is over. Also the Iraq War & gas prices had _nothing to do_ with Democrats becoming the majority in the U.S. Congress.
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