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CookieAcct

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Message Posted: Dec 5, 2006 1:22:11 PM

Kansas outlaws practice of evolution.

And it's about time!
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drtrouble
Champion Author Chicago

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Message Posted: Dec 8, 2006 10:37:21 AM

Too bad it isnt actually the law. The Roman Catholic church would almost endorse this; if nothing else, they would be able to have priests and nuns as this law would then outlaw any and all procreation. Sort of the ultimate prison.
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Chachkesal
Champion Author Salt Lake City

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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2006 7:33:26 PM

NICE. Glad I live in Utah... :)
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pauliesmagic
Champion Author Stockton

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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2006 2:36:28 PM

Very Cute...Sure am glad I was born in Oklahoma.
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chocolateflash
Champion Author San Diego

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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2006 2:35:19 PM

Absolutely, we don't want anything to evolve. Against our religion. Stay as it is and has always been, no argument, just remain in place. None of this change stuff, it might improve something and we assuredly don't want that.
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Jus2Bmee
Champion Author South Carolina

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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2006 2:13:37 PM

I knew it was coming it all started with those caveman commercials on TV. Sad thing I have some people I am still waiting on to evolve, my ex for one.
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Sneakers55
Champion Author Houston

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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2006 12:16:53 PM

GBGuy wrote:

>It is "The Onion" a satyrical paper that way too many people
>take seriously. This is FAR from their best article.

I thought one of their best was when a famous store's smiling face attacked the pay of their employees.
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taztug
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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2006 9:56:54 AM

Thanks for the great laugh! Guess I better check to see if DE is considering such legislation.
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CookieAcct
Champion Author London

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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2006 9:47:45 AM

GBGuy, the best satire is VERY serious. But if you meant that too many people don't recognize satire then I agree.
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GBGuy
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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2006 8:12:25 AM

It is "The Onion" a satyrical paper that way too many people take seriously. This is FAR from their best article.
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hobgoblin
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Message Posted: Dec 6, 2006 6:02:06 AM

monkey business for sure
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m6gm
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Message Posted: Dec 5, 2006 2:08:26 PM

LOL...now that IS funny.
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BayleeBuggy
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Message Posted: Dec 5, 2006 2:04:38 PM

Makes perfect sense to me ;-P
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wildcat659
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Message Posted: Dec 5, 2006 1:40:49 PM

Now that I can see again, with the tears of laughter finally subsided, I have got to say that is the best piece of ironic writing I've seen since last April Fool's Day. yipes!
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