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Teddybear1950 Champion Author London Posts:2,103 Points:199,995 Joined:Feb 2007	Message Posted: May 4, 2007 11:15:35 PM Ignore Teddybear1950 Report Abuse Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."

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Two blonde girls were working for the city public works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind her and fill the hole in. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one girl digging a hole, the other girl filling it in again.

An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting in to your work, but I don't get it -- why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?"

The hole digger wiped her brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-person team. But today the girl who plants the trees called in sick."

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Teddybear1950 Champion Author London Posts:2,103 Points:199,995 Joined:Feb 2007	Message Posted: May 7, 2007 11:28:21 PM Ignore Teddybear1950 Report Abuse I could see it happening :(
limegremlin Champion Author Toronto Posts:13,381 Points:2,813,495 Joined:Sep 2004	Message Posted: May 5, 2007 2:51:44 PM Ignore limegremlin Report Abuse Sounds like most government jobs, especially the unionized ones.
Dale Jr. Champion Author Illinois Posts:16,244 Points:3,239,975 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: May 5, 2007 11:47:54 AM Ignore Dale Jr. Report Abuse That's a good one.
psc Champion Author Ontario Posts:8,774 Points:282,350 Joined:May 2004	Message Posted: May 5, 2007 11:27:53 AM Ignore psc Report Abuse sounds more like our works department
GBGuy Champion Author Illinois Posts:13,394 Points:2,367,960 Joined:Aug 2006	Message Posted: May 5, 2007 3:52:46 AM Ignore GBGuy Report Abuse Not the best blonde joke ever, but its up there.
SRCW1 Champion Author Indiana Posts:10,069 Points:457,060 Joined:Aug 2005	Message Posted: May 5, 2007 2:38:41 AM Ignore SRCW1 Report Abuse ~laughing~
Large Bob Champion Author Connecticut Posts:10,932 Points:2,032,065 Joined:Apr 2003	Message Posted: May 5, 2007 1:49:10 AM Ignore Large Bob Report Abuse funny
RoadRebel Champion Author Twin Cities Posts:12,933 Points:2,529,425 Joined:Aug 2005	Message Posted: May 4, 2007 11:48:00 PM Ignore RoadRebel Report Abuse This is actually a joke printed (I think it was Reader's Digest), but they were government workers instead of blondes. Either way, quite funny!